Ugh, the hyperbole in medieval romance is the best, I can’t stop laughing.
Reading Sir Gawain and the Carl of Carlisle right now and omfg, this guy. Of course there’s the usual ridiculousness of him having the proportions of a giant, thighs like tree-posts, etc. But what kills me is the part…
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jangojips said:
Have you ever considered that you just drink out of tiny doll cups? Who doesn’t start out their day with 9-gallons of bfast cereal, am I right? *crickets*
IT SEEMS LEGIT.
theladygoogle said:
hahah what is even going on in that text
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